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Cowgirl Premium intimacy Machine – Rechargeable, Discreet, Intimate Wellness Accessory – Quiet, Rechargeable, Waterproof, Couples & Solo Use, Discreet Intimate Wellness AccessoryAward winning saddle shaped intimacy machine, designed for intense G spot stimulation to accommodate every sexual desire. CAREFULLY CRAFTED COMFORT Hailed by Men's Health as the "ultimate massager for solo & couples play, The Cowgirl is a modern intimacy machine that offers a sexual experience like no other. Uniquely saddle shaped to keep you nestled in, the saddle has additional padding to make every bounce and every slide as realistic and luxurious
Award-winning saddle-shaped intimacy machine, designed for intense G-spot stimulation to accommodate every sexual desire.CAREFULLY CRAFTED COMFORT
Hailed by Men's Health as the "ultimate massager” for solo & couples’ play, The Cowgirl is a modern intimacy machine that offers a sexual experience like no other.Uniquely saddle-shaped to keep you nestled in, the saddle has additional padding to make every bounce and every slide as realistic and luxurious as possible.With the contact piece angled to provide ergonomic support, it also brings an added element of realism that uplifts every ride.Made with vegan leather, cleaning The Cowgirl is easy and fast.
FREEDOM OF CONTROL
Use The Cowgirl however you like - with the remote or cordless with the app (iOS and Android) from a distance of up to 30 feet away. Either way, both have been designed so that when you or your partner are in the moment, you have complete control on the power, rotation, and pattern, without needing to do too much.
UNPARALLELED LUXURY
Luxury materials, unparalleled comfort, and ultimate functionality deliver the most superior experience.Every feature of The Cowgirl has been carefully curated to bring out a pleasure machine of sheer perfection. Sexy in look, stiff and sturdy, and sublime to touch, the small addition of silicone non-slip bumpers on the base help keep the machine sturdy when in use. The addition of easy-grip handles make carrying it an absolute breeze. It’s the cherry on top.
FORM & FUNCTION
Made with body safe silicone, the attachments that make every experience entirely unique have been moulded to ensure varied degrees of stimulation are provided to multiple erogenous zones. Our large array of attachments perfectly mimic various intensities of penetrative and non-penetrative stimulations.The Cowgirl's accessories pair modern form with superior functionality in the two included body-safe silicone attachments.
What's in the box?
The Cowgirl Premium Riding intimacy Machine
2 x Silicone Attachments
Corded LED Remote
Global Adapter
User Manual
Discover discreet, personal wellness accessories designed for comfort and relaxation. Perfect for couples or solo use.
Experience discreet, premium-quality personal wellness designed for comfort and relaxation. Perfect for couples or solo use. This quiet, rechargeable massager is waterproof and easy to clean. Enhance your intimate wellness routine with confidence and privacy.
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"Thus die all traitors."
Format: Hardcover
At a grand 504 pages, this big book covers the Crimson Empire series in its entirety. Containing the first, second, and third mini-series as well as Bounty Hunters: Kenix Kil, Dark Horse Extra #21-24 "Hard Currency", and Dark Horse Presents #1 "Third Time Pays for All". While some of these stories truly pale in comparison to the original series, they all still form a big story that is collected in this book. Slightly smaller than a regular TPB, this hardcover edition looks nice with a dustjacket (although mine was very off-center) but utilizes a glued binding on this thick book so you lose a bit to gutter loss.
The first story in the book is the classic Crimson Empire series. The six-issue series is collected here in full with a truly timeless story by Randy Stradley and Mike Richardson. Paul Gulacy did the awesome art within the issues. The writing and art work well together with the vibration of the blades to the movie-like, choreographed 12-page fight scene between Kanos and Jax at the end. A truly epic tale with lots of action and mystery that made you feel like you were watching another Star Wars movie but condensed into six issues of a comic book! This alone is worth the purchase price but you get even more stories after this!
Bounty Hunters: Kenix Kil follows the Crimson Empire in a tale following Kir Kanos after the end of the Crimson Empire series and was the third issue in the Bounty Hunters series. Kir becomes the bounty hunter Kenix Kil to move through a bounty hunter-filled planet and get what he needs and get out alive! Javier Saltares did the penciling while Randy Stradley reprised his role for the story. The story's short but tells a bit more about Kir and his journey. The drawings, while not as good as the first series, look good enough to get the story across.
Crimson Empire II: Council of Blood is next directly following the first series as Kir Kanos, as Kenix Kil, continues his quest to destroy what's left of the traitorous Imperial leaders. However, the return of an old friend side-tracks his quest and brings him to an even bigger journey! The old writing team of Mike Richardson and Randy Stradley return in this story as well as the original artist Paul Gulacy. The art's great and the story, though a bit dense, works well. There isn't quite as much action this time around but the story's just as good. The Zanzibar creatures are one of the creepiest things you'll ever see in a Star Wars comic, too!
Next up is the very short four-part comic entitled Hard Currency that appeared in Dark Horse Extra #21-24. The comic is written by Randy Stradley so you know the writing's done well but the art is by Isaas Buckminister Owens and is one God-awful mess. The characters are horribly out of proportion and it looks extremely cartoony. It's very, very short with only a few pages but even if you get past the art, the comic reads like a calendar with the book turned on its side. So, the whole process of reading this out of a 500+ page book is just annoying. I know they probably couldn't print it any other way but it's still inconvenient. However, what you get is a neat story wrapping up the fate of a character that has ran through the first two series and a bit more about Kir's alter ego Kenix Kil. Unlisted, the book appears to start with the third main series but actually contains an 8-page prequel comic that originally appeared in Dark Horse Presents #1 entitled The Third Time Pays for All. The writing has Randy Stradley again and, thankfully, Paul Gulacy on art duty (although his other works here were better). Once again, a short glimpse into the life of (a newly outfitted) Kenix Kil on a bounty-hunting mission while he reminisces about his past run-ins with Mirith Sinn.
Mike, Randy and Paul continue their work with the Crimson Empire III: Empire Lost where Kir Kanos rejoins Mirith Sinn one last time to thwart an Imperial thug from destroying the New Republic and the New Empire in one fell swoop! Leia, Luke, Han, and Chewie appear in this tale as well as Boba Fett to round out a classic cast. The art's great, once again, and the writing, while probably my least favorite of the series, is still pretty good with an epic fight between Kir and Devian. At the end of the book, we get the Crimson Empire Handbook entries on some of the characters as well as a few more covers to gawk at. While this hardcover book looks really nice, Dark Horse still fails to make a truly great edition for this series through the book itself. The contents are great but the small size and lack of comic covers are disappointing. Sadly, that's just how Dark Horse releases their hardcovers and TPBs. But, if you're looking to read the Crimson Empire books, this is the one to get!
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Reviewed in the United States on August 22, 2013
★★★★★ 5
Amazing!
Format: Paperback
My little Gorl loves the Simpsons and she loves these comics.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 26, 2021
★★★★★ 5
Good
Format: Paperback
So funny i love it. Great for simpsons fans.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 18, 2021
★★★★★ 5
Great
Format: Paperback
The Simpsons, in comic form.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 17, 2020
★★★★★ 5
Present
Format: Paperback
Dad was excited
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Reviewed in the United States on January 12, 2020