My Big Fat Vampire Wedding
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My Big Fat Vampire Wedding

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My Big Fat Vampire Wedding'I LOVED THIS SO MUCH' Reader review Tropes: Fake relationship! Marriage of convenience Coffee shop setting Spice Pandora has real problems. She still lives with her parents, she's working a dead end job and, oh yeah, she's a vampire who must get married by her birthday in three months' time or she won't inherit the ancient family fortune. One slight catch: she's single. She manages to find her perfect fake husband: her work crush, Victor, a PhD

'I LOVED THIS SO MUCH' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Reader review

Tropes:

  • Fake relationship! 💑
  • Marriage of convenience 💍
  • Coffee shop setting ☕
  • Spice ✨

Pandora has real problems. She still lives with her parents, she's working a dead-end job and, oh yeah, she's a vampire who must get married by her birthday in three months' time or she won't inherit the ancient family fortune.

One slight catch: she's single.

She manages to find her perfect fake husband: her work crush, Victor, a PhD student with mountains of student debt. She can marry him, inherit, pay off his debt and divorce him. It's a foolproof plan - well, unless Victor discovers she's a vampire...

But the road to the altar won't be an easy one for this vampire and human couple. Pandora's little crush on Victor is growing, and with their big fat vampire wedding looming, will their promise of 'till death do us part' be fake after all?

The perfect fake relationship, spooky, sexy romance you NEED!

'Completely addictive!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

'Had me kicking my feet and screaming'

'Genuinely funny' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

'SO fun'⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

'A cozy, chaotic rom-com with fangs.' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

'The perfect mix of sweet, steamy, and ridiculous.' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

'10/10 would recommend for a laugh, a swoon, and just pure, unapologetic fun.' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

'A perfectly paced slow burn rom com.' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

'I already want to reread it.' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

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New formula update: They ruined this product by reformulating. Used to be so hydrating, long-lasting, and the only thing that gave me relief from eczema. Now it is somehow SO drying, oily, and all around terrible. Judging by reviews here and on their website many customers are unhappy with the change. Done with Avene. Original five star review: This is a great all around lip balm, but if you struggle with perioral dermatitis/eczema then you NEED this. If I'm experiencing a flare, I slather on cicalfate+ at night but I can't exactly walk around with that during the day which is where this lip product comes in. It is calming, hydrating, and long-lasting. I have gone through more tubes than I can count. This was my first time ordering through amazon and I am happy to report I received authentic Avene.
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