Dexter Morgan "You deserve my knife..." inspired Fancy Wooden Cheeseboard/ Charcuterie Serving Set
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Dexter Morgan "You deserve my knife..." inspired Fancy Wooden Cheeseboard/ Charcuterie Serving Set

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Dexter Morgan "You deserve my knife..." inspired Fancy Wooden Cheeseboard/ Charcuterie Serving SetIf you have a never ending need to murder some cheese, or to go all Bay Harbor Butcher on some charcuterie, then thise here is the thing that will complete your life. Using luxury quality Hevea wood, this item is beautifully laser engraved with Dexter Morgan and the iconic "You've done more to deserve my knife than anyone" quote. With a surprise easter egg on the inside containing Doakes with his quote that is so often meme'd on the inside. I can

If you have a never ending need to murder some cheese, or to go all Bay Harbor Butcher on some charcuterie, then thise here is the thing that will complete your life.

Using luxury quality Hevea wood, this item is beautifully laser engraved with Dexter Morgan and the iconic "You've done more to deserve my knife than anyone" quote.  With a surprise easter egg on the inside containing Doakes with his quote that is so often meme'd on the inside.  I can remove that though if you'd prefer.

The top of the board swivels to reveal a second layer which contains 3 cheese/ charcuterie tools inside.
Each tool has a 2" wooden handle and an approx 2.5" sharp end.

As with all my cheeseboards/ charcuterie sets, this set uses an excellent premium wood (in this case Hevea), and I confidently believe this will win you (or whomever the recipient is) over when you handle it in person if they're a fan of cheese/ charcuterie and Dexter.  It'll be a prized possession for many many years to come.

These measure approximately 20cmx20cm and has a thickness of approx 4cm, weighing in at approximately 0.7kg

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As with all wood, it's not dishwasher safe nor ideal to leave soaked in water.

So a quick handwash wipe down right after use will ensure your cheese dates go well for a long long time.

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Fan made product, made to order.

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Run narrow. For very narrow feet. Wide width fits like a regular width.
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I bought these shoes for my husband. He has a very hard time finding quality, comfortable shoes. These shoes are just as comfortable as his New Balance. He uses them as a dress shoe and wears them at least once a week. There was no break in period necessary. They were comfortable right out of the box! The only thing we didn't like was the white sole color. Once I knew he was going to keep them, I used a black sharpie marker to color the soles black. Instant amazing, comfortable dress shoes. They were well worth the cost. If you or your SO needs a comfortable pair of shoes, we highly recommend them.
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Arrived dirty as if someone whore it for more than a few days. Maybe I was mistaken, but I saw nothing about “previously used” on the Amazon page. Returned it. I would suggest that the company use quality control when it comes to shipping. The shoes seem find otherwise. I ordered 9.5 and it was just a bit tight. If I reorder I will go for size 10.
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I only look for leather when I’m purchasing dress shoes. Under the description “details” on this item it lists the shoe as leather upper and inner lining. A photo shows “genuine Napa leather lining”. If you keep reading (which I have now that I’ve received the shoes) it shows “faux leather” in the small print and that is not “leather”. I run a small leather business and this irks me because it’s clearly false advertising. The details also show the product is made in Brazil but when they arrived today, the shoe tag shows “Made in China” and “Man Made upper and lower”. I don’t hate the shoes. They look nice. What I know is they won’t hold up over time like leather, which is why the description should be accurate and not misleading.
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