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Festive As F*ck

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Festive As F*ckLets face it the holidays can be stressful. When the peppermint latte wont cut it, you might find yourself in need of something to stab. A LOT. Now, you can release your holiday anxiety with some truly irreverent and silly sentiments, and make a couple of presents in the process! Featuring 20 patterns from the crafting worlds most bad ass cross stitchers, this book has everything from a simple Ho ornament to a sampler featuring Clark Griswolds famous

Let’s face it - the holidays can be stressful. When the peppermint latte won’t cut it, you might find yourself in need of something to stab. A LOT. Now, you can release your holiday anxiety with some truly irreverent and silly sentiments, and make a couple of presents in the process! Featuring 20 patterns from the crafting world’s most bad-ass cross-stitchers, this book has everything from a simple “Ho” ornament to a sampler featuring Clark Griswold’s famous “Hallelujah, holy shit, where’s the Tylenol?”

There is no previous experience required here! In addition to simple instructions and clear, easy-to-follow patterns, you get a basic lesson in cross-stitch technique, so anyone can make these designs. Stitch your stress away with a little “Hello Drunk, I’m Christmas” for your door, or make a “Deck the Halls and Not Your Family” for your sibling.

And above all, have a Happy F*cking Holiday!

TOP DESIGNERS: Patterns created by some of the f*cking best-selling cross-stitch designers and influencers on Etsy

20 FESTIVE PATTERNS: Festive As F*ck includes 20 hilariously sassy patterns to help ease the stress of the holiday season

EASY-TO-FOLLOW-DESIGNS: With simple instructions and clear and easy-to-follow patterns, even a novice potty-mouth can enjoy this filthy holiday fun

INSPIRING IMAGES: Full-color images of the finished projects help ensure success and offer ideas of how to frame and display your festive artwork

THE PERFECT SNARKY GIFT: Make the best f*cking gifts of the season with hilarious and irreverent cross stitch designs that will make anyone laugh their ass off.

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Chris Antos
Carnegie, US
★★★★★ 5
Works great
Color: Grey
Watch looks great and works great
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Reviewed in the United States on April 26, 2026
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Tony Lorenzo
Cuba, US
★★★★★ 5
Calidad y estilo
Color: Grey
Está muy bonito y queda muy elegante para todas las ocasiones.
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Suren
West Palm Beach, US
★★★★★ 4
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Color: Grey
stoped working after 2 weeks. Had to send it to swatch group to get it fixed Had to wait for more than a month to get it back
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Reviewed in the United States on October 25, 2025
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Foster
Lexington, US
★★★★★ 5
007 watch
Color: Grey
The Omega version cost $11.300, this Pagani version cost me $124. What can I say ? Whatch looks great, comfortable, I'm gonna buy another one to my brother.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 20, 2026
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Dallas, US
★★★★★ 5
Solid all-around watch
Color: Grey
I was looking for something that I could wear just about anywhere. I wouldn't wear this to the gym, but it looks good in casual, work, elevated, and even some dress environment. Black-tie, I might look for something a bit more elegant, but 95% of the time, this watch fits. Keeps good time. I haven't witnessed a full 80 hour power reserve yet, but I also can't say that I ever needed that much. Lume is nice, just give it a chance to charge up. I like this more than the PRX. It's a more classic look, I think PRX will look silly in a short time in comparison.
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