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By The Oz.Mike is an exceptional student with aspirations of becoming a pharmacist. He is anxious to succeed, yet he also holds a desire to break out of his caste like existence. While re evaluating his use of recreational drugs, circumstances lead to a rash decision. He is forced into a road trip to escape arrest. A series of misfortunes is catching up faster than he can outpace it. A tour de farce ensues, with compounding crimes, leading to seemingly

Mike is an exceptional student with aspirations of becoming a pharmacist. He is anxious to succeed, yet he also holds a desire to break out of his caste-like existence. While re-evaluating his use of recreational drugs, circumstances lead to a rash decision. He is forced into a road trip to escape arrest. A series of misfortunes is catching up faster than he can outpace it. A tour de farce ensues, with compounding crimes, leading to seemingly inescapable turmoil. Throughout the story, he is consciously influenced by the recall of his departed friend Draco, and subconsciously influenced the spirit of the same, through dreams.

The spirit of Draco is also the story’s narrator, of sorts. Despite his gained advantages, the recently deceased narrator is still learning how to navigate his new being. He garners help from more experienced spirits, who always manage to find a brief moment to provide tips and assistance. 

Humor, like a good wine, can be dry and dark. In that spirit, the story is a comedy.

 

About the Author

Author hails from haunts of H.L. Mencken, Francis Scott Key, and Edgar Allen Poe.

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Ginger S Beatley
Alexandria, US
★★★★★ 5
2 great toys
Set name: DinoBone 2-Pack XL
Great chew toy. It is wonderful that there are two toys in the order. Both of my large dogs like them. Pretty durable and these dogs chew a lot. Highly recommend.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 27, 2026
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Joe & Laura
Fort Morgan, US
★★★★★ 5
Great Stuff
Set name: DinoBone 2-Pack XL, Set name: DinoBone 2-Pack XL
About as indestructible as it gets. It's just very hard molded material. I always make sure to wash the dog toys before letting them play, who knows where they come from. Picture is after hours/days of the built playing with it
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Reviewed in the United States on May 26, 2026
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Nonya
Battle Creek, US
★★★★★ 5
Stood up against Brody test
Set name: DinoBone 2-Pack XL
Brody is a 3yr old 85lbs pit mix and has always been able to completely destroy anything that says "able to withstand the most aggressive chewing " these products live up to the claim!! It has been at least 3 days since Brody has been chewing on the toys and they are holding their own against him! Highly recommended for aggressive chewers.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 31, 2026
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David
Chelsea, US
★★★★★ 1
Indestructible??
Set name: DinoBone 2-Pack XL, Set name: DinoBone 2-Pack XL
I am giving this product 1 star but it really deserves 0 stars. Their definition of indestructible is different than mine, my pit bull had the ends of this toy chewed off and splintered in 2 days, I'm praying that I don't have to take her to the vet because she might have swallowed some of the material that it's made with. I believe that this is a dangerous product for a dog. I will be sending them back including the one that she chewed.
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Pinkie
Waukegan, US
★★★★★ 4
Durable
Set name: DinoBone 2-Pack XL, Set name: DinoBone 2-Pack XL
I don't really like buying these super hard plastic toys for my dog, but he's such an aggressive chewer that most toys are like throwing away our money. If he doesn't destroy it it's because he doesn't like it. But these last a while. He's had one of these for almost a month now. It has chew marks, and he chewed a couple of small pieces off, but it's mostly fine. He likes it when I spread peanut butter between the ribs. The only other downside (besides feeding my dog plastic) is that it hurts worse than Lego to step on it when you're barefoot.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 23, 2026

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