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Bloated Processor (Promo Pack) [March of the Machine Promos]Set: March of the Machine Promos Type: Creature Phyrexian Rarity: Rare Cost: {2}{B} Sacrifice another Phyrexian: Put a +1 +1 counter on Bloated Processor. When Bloated Processor dies, incubate X, where X is its power. (Create an Incubator token with X +1 +1 counters on it and {2}: Transform this artifact. It transforms into a 0 0 Phyrexian artifact creature.)
| Set: | March of the Machine Promos |
| Type: | Creature — Phyrexian |
| Rarity: | Rare |
| Cost: | {2}{B} |
Sacrifice another Phyrexian: Put a +1/+1 counter on Bloated Processor.
When Bloated Processor dies, incubate X, where X is its power. (Create an Incubator token with X +1/+1 counters on it and “{2}: Transform this artifact.” It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.)
When Bloated Processor dies, incubate X, where X is its power. (Create an Incubator token with X +1/+1 counters on it and “{2}: Transform this artifact.” It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.)
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★★★★★ 1
Disappointed
Color: Gray, Size: Queen (2 Count)
Not cooling and bad fit.
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Reviewed in the United States on August 26, 2025
★★★★★ 5
They work!
Color: Gray, Size: Queen (2 Count)
They do keep my pillow cool!
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Reviewed in the United States on September 8, 2025
★★★★★ 4
Interesting pillowcase that does run cool to the touch
To begin: I'm a 64 y/o woman who still gets hot flashes, despite air-conditioning and a fan blowing on me at night. It's the sheets off then blankets on routine that so many of us know. I ordered this pillowcase hoping that I would find some kind of relief in the night, even it was only for my head.
The fabric is very unusual. It's a silky nylon blend, very swishy and soft. It reminds me of luxury, expensive women's lingerie. It's extremely slippery, moreso when you have your head on it; there certainly won't be any resistance or pulling on the hair all night.
I washed it before using it, put it in a mesh bag to protect it from getting snagged. It washed and dried as good as new. One thing to note: because it is so slippery the pillow may want to slide a little out of the pillowcase.
I slept quite well and did not experience any heat or sweating on it.
The reason for the 4* and not 5* is the price, at almost $20 it is a bit pricey for a rectangle of nylon fabric. I could see if it were real silk, but it's not. Otherwise it's exactly what it purports to be.
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Reviewed in the United States on July 29, 2025
★★★★★ 5
The perfect cooling pillows!!
Photo taken after about half of the filling was removed and many months of use. Still my favorite pillows ever!
I absolutely love these adjustable cooling pillows! They keep me cool all night long (must use without a pillowcase for cooling effect.)
They arrived with enough filling to make them super firm and extremely thick. They took several hours to fully puff up. I removed about half the filling to make a more plush pillow which I prefer and they’re still thick and comfy. They offer the perfect amount of support. I’m actually sleeping better!
Bonus: I saved the extra filling and used it to stuff throw pillow covers.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 13, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Comfy!
I did have to take some stuffing out for my comfort. After that it is amazing! Love that the pillow is cool!
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Reviewed in the United States on April 29, 2026
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