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Description
Vacation Calories Don’t Count at Sea - Removable PatchOnce youre offshore, the rules change. Our Vacation Calories Dont Count at Sea patch is for anyone who believes ocean air magically cancels dessert. Designed in a 3x2 format and Velcro compatible, it snaps easily onto hats, bags, or cruise gear. Perfect for buffet champions, snack deck regulars, and vacationers who fully commit to the all you can eat lifestyle. PATCH ATTACH FACTS Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality Your hat, bag, or
Once you’re offshore, the rules change. 🍰🚢
Our “Vacation Calories Don’t Count at Sea” patch is for anyone who believes ocean air magically cancels dessert. Designed in a 3x2 format and Velcro® compatible, it snaps easily onto hats, bags, or cruise gear. Perfect for buffet champions, snack deck regulars, and vacationers who fully commit to the all-you-can-eat lifestyle.
PATCH ATTACH FACTS
Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality
Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler. That’s where Pull Patch comes in. Our patches are like memes for your gear, letting you swap out your mood, flex your humor, or just remind people who's boss.
✅ 100% VELCRO® Compatible – Sticks to any loop surface, so swap it out as often as your mood changes.
✅ Fast & Easy Style Change – No sewing, no hassle, just slap it on & go.
✅ The Perfect Fit – 3” x 2” patches that make a statement without taking over the show.
Express yourself in an instant. Your gear, your rules.
PATCH SPECS
Small But Mighty – Just Like Your Comebacks
✔ 3” x 2” Size – Big enough to be noticed, small enough to stay sleek.
✔ Built to Last – Made from 100% polyester, because you don’t have time for flimsy gear.
✔ Hook Backing That Sticks Like a Champ – Fully compatible with any VELCRO® loop surface.
✔ Clean-Cut Look – Finished with a sleek black merrowed edge—because details matter.
You bring the attitude, we bring the patches.
PATCH CARE
Keep Your Patch Game Strong
🧼 Storage Hack – Store patches face-to-face so the hook backing doesn’t snag on stuff.
🧼 Wash Like a Pro – Cold cycle only—think of it as a refresh, not a punishment.
🧼 Air Dry, Don’t Fry – No dryers. Let them chill naturally.
🧼 No Softeners, No Irons – Unless you want a melted disaster, let’s skip the ironing.
Take care of your patches, and they’ll take care of your rep.
Shipping Notes
- Free Standard Shipping on $100+ Orders to the USA.
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- Standard Shipping : 3-10 business days
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Exchange/Return Notes
- We offer a 30-day return/exchange service after receiving.
- Final sale items are not eligible for returns or exchanges.
- To process your return/exchange, please contact us at [email protected]
- Please click here for more details>>> Return & Exchange Policy